Even his dusty, cruddy boiler suit seemed to get Tom’s pulse racing.Īnd it’s everyone’s fantasy, right? You’re lying in bed watching porn on your computer when a real life daddy bear wanders into your room and nails you within an inch of your life? And the positive outcome of three weeks of relentless noise? Totally unexpected, utterly mind-blowing sex with one of the contractors!Ĭain is almost exactly what Tom would describe if asked to define his perfect man! He’s stocky, silver-haired, hung like a donkey, with a face like a cute teddy bear. He genuinely feels there’s something good to be found in every terrible situation.
Tom’s always been a believer in the manifestation of positive thought, however. He got into a routine of heading to his bedroom the moment he returned from work, donning a pair of noise-canceling headphones and doing everything and anything he could - from watching crappy soap operas on TV to jerking off to porn like a crazy person - to take his mind off the madness-inducing racket. ork went on way longer than anticipated and the relentless hammering and banging did nothing but set his teeth on edge. Having his bathroom fixed had certainly turned out to be an unexpected trial for Tom.
